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IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Waldo finds YOU


TAGS: waldo soviet russia finds you punisher kevin nash
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Jake Eagle

WTF - September 28, 2009, 1:55 pm
I searched "soviet", "russia" and "waldo". I don't see anything remotely similar from any of the searches.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 7:55 pm
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA XD
:P - September 4, 2009, 11:23 am
and smashes your face in.
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:14 am
this one kinda already exists, different pic of the same guy doing a falcon punch on the punisher. same words
leeeblinga - August 28, 2009, 7:40 am
That is f***ing funny!
BongoBongo - August 28, 2009, 5:43 am
"punisher" was **** movie


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5


STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...


TAGS: deadpool star wars nerd paradise false prophet and lots of it
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Alixian - September 5, 2011, 8:22 am
Kids wear Superman pyjamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris Pyjamas, Chuck Norris wears Deadpool pyjamas. Deadpool is so cool he makes absolute zero look like 4000 Kelvin
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:16 am
Your parents were related before they got married...weren't they?
SerpentMaster - April 20, 2010, 2:10 am
@aerofiend: You're not a nerd just because you know someone as awesome and legendary as Deadpool
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 6:03 pm
@TheTrashHeap & Moooooo: A Dead pool is a a betting pool on how long it will take someone to die. In Deadpool's case, he can't die, so he became the Deadpool. (Sorry I'm a Nerd.)
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 10:28 pm
The greatest comic hero/villain the genre has ever known.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:37 am
My thoughts exactly.
TheTrashHeap - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
WTF is a deadpool?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:21 am
That's it!!!.....sorry Bart, You drew the short straw.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:12 pm
Well, you haven't gotten rusty...but your stripes are looking a little gray. lol
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
Last few days I haven't been able to comment from work...java errors or some BS...so I'm getting in a few jabs from home now!!!
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
I saw* Dammit! My problem is acting up.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:04 pm
LD FTW I something like this coming...but that was a flawless execution.lol I wish we could give comments 5 XD
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:02 pm
Hey - I didn't tell anyone what I saw in the shower after gym class Bart so don't blame m- oh...'typos'...my bad.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 8:25 pm
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like it...despite my little problem. lol
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 6:44 pm
I already did!
R.S.Jake - January 13, 2010, 6:12 pm
Say it's an Amsome Effing Poster! SAY IT! 5L's!
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 5:46 pm
Eh eff it Bart. Amsome poster 5L
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 5:23 pm
Godd*** typos!


THE HOT CRAZY SCALE - A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot


TAGS: how i met your mother barney stinson h** crazy scale
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by olivia

76 - July 18, 2009, 9:57 pm
Plus script.
rerun - February 14, 2009, 11:43 am

Ummm, I think they call it "Acting"...
Scorpio7 - February 14, 2009, 11:26 am
How the Hell would Neil Patrick Harris know? He's been in a committed g** relationship with stage and screen actor David Burtka, since 2004.


NICE TRY - You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn't you?


TAGS: sammiches not being made wtf
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Togekiss

blesic - September 20, 2014, 12:06 pm
Very funny.
maoworks2 - November 28, 2011, 10:07 am
Get THE Chain For The Bed


“GO, SELL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... - ...and give to the poor" (mark 10:21) I´m quite sure he could sell that golden throne at a very good price


TAGS: pope catholic religion atheist jesus
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Xehen

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:05 am
Definitely more than enough to feed that entire land. Wait 'til the church is excavated.
Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 12:06 pm
Reminds me of the pittance Biden contributes yearly!
Iconoclast - June 29, 2011, 2:35 pm
Reminds me of the novel Shoes of the Fisherman. 5 Popemobiles for you.
Verdeckt - June 29, 2011, 7:22 am
Nice..


DAYWALKER - There can only be one.


TAGS: blade hunts the twilight cat
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

erik710 - February 25, 2013, 8:19 am
*Had*
erik710 - February 25, 2013, 8:19 am
Edward Knew He Hard It Comin
rerun - August 10, 2010, 11:30 pm

excellent as well
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:28 pm
Or was it this one?
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:14 am
Somewhere.
Jingoro - January 10, 2010, 11:58 am
Heh. Well done, sir.
aesop's folly - January 10, 2010, 9:27 am
thank you


SESAME STREET THANKSGIVING - ELMO - - Where's Big Bird? He should be here now. COOKIE MONSTER - - Uhh, I dunno.


TAGS: look at the legs for the turkey surprise
Rating: 2.41/5
phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 6:19 pm
Been done, and anonymous...


KRYPTONITE - Redheads are mine


TAGS: redhead woman girl h** babe
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

Pushkin - March 28, 2016, 10:59 am
They're my Kryptonite too.
guyisthename - August 20, 2011, 2:55 pm
this readhead is a very netural one , 4 stars
faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:25 am
my power of hip thrust still remains.
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:45 pm
A pretty girl can turn me into a non-speaking cretin, but a pretty redhead pretty much shuts down all higher functions like coherent speech and drool control.
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me h** or not!!!!!!
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me h** or not!!!!!!
Cubbybear - March 23, 2009, 10:15 pm
If she has the freckles ...I'm saying h**
Hector - March 23, 2009, 10:12 pm
Redheads are like red kryptonite. They take away all my super powers except the power to go SPROING! We really should defer to Cubbybear on this one. Cubby, h** or not?
Big Daddy - November 16, 2008, 12:54 pm
What theres one right f***ing there^
brock0lee - October 14, 2008, 8:44 pm
too bad you can never find a h** one, not even a pic of one, not even on the internet


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Dance breaks YOU!


TAGS: holy crap not another internet meme
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 1:06 pm
If you can't do a "Soviet Russia" poster to this quality, please don't try.
Arnaldo - November 16, 2009, 10:04 am
Perfect reversal
LogicDude - July 20, 2009, 8:44 am
I've tried to get away from overused memes but this one just screamed out "Da!"...
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:15 pm
GTFO! You managed to make an "in soviet russia" poster that kills! LD... what can I say? Excellent!!!
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 10:07 pm
5 Poodler LD
Woody - July 18, 2009, 3:43 pm
Ok.... you got me, why in the hell are you putting this **** on here??


RULE #4 -


TAGS: daughter dating father rules
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:22 pm
the notches in the chokes is a Browning thing, so i`d guess its a Browning...
dragonjimm - May 11, 2012, 8:19 pm
note the chokes in the end. denotes a quality sporting gun.the guy probably shoots skeet, so running wont help.
GaryO - May 11, 2012, 9:24 am
I agree, spy, but if the ol’ man is anything like I was, he’s got his foot on the lad’s neck, giving it the appearance of a side by side. Either way, it’s a convincing tool. 5L for the memories, Bruzilla. Cheers.
spypengen - May 11, 2012, 8:25 am
side by side configuration looks better than the over under configuration above but 5L anyway
SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 8:17 pm
5L for wholehearted approval. I have a pretty daughter. And a 12 gauge.


EPIC FAIL - Not for the weak of forehead


TAGS: sports fail epic forehead weak retard
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Kom

ughomer - October 14, 2012, 5:43 am
KOM ~ can I used this on Caveman's newer site uploaded in 2012 (Sporting Breakdown)? I'll reverse the image so nobody knows I swiped it from a guy without an Avatar who got over 500 votes somehow.
timebomb - October 25, 2009, 9:56 pm
I love this poster. The runner has 5 on his running trunks and this poster gets a 5. Good job
Whoever - June 13, 2009, 5:46 pm
Epic Fail, Apply Directly to the Forehead
Sean - June 10, 2009, 5:41 pm
I can only a**ume that this one got its votes wiped due to fraud ... or the clobber b***on has been left out again by admin. Anywho ... it's a solid poster. 5 from me.


Old Saw -




MYTHBUSTERS - The early years


TAGS: bunsen beaker from the muppets
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Vitek

fascistfrenchman - July 20, 2010, 3:25 pm
Lol - that's awesome.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:14 am
Proof positive that there's always undiscovered country.
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 3:12 am
I don't get it why no one has come up with the idea before, I just saw something similar and made this poster.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:08 am
The connection you made between the two. I'm not a fan of mythbusters, and I did love the muppets.... but to draw the two together? Perfect!
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 3:06 am
which part, the mythbusters, or the muppets?
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:02 am
I frickin' love this!


GOOD DAD -


TAGS: boyfriend daughter interogation heart to heart talk
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - March 19, 2013, 4:41 pm

whoa....haven't chcked on this poster in a year. over 200 shares....lots and lots of proud fathers downloading this one :)
Reality Lord - May 10, 2012, 5:36 pm

look for a pm from me.
jrmcgrath73 - May 9, 2012, 12:35 am
WHERE can I buy this poster?? I really would like to know if anyone can let me know please.. J
Budog - December 4, 2011, 7:50 am
LMFAO! So true, Daddy has guns, guns and Brothers. The little **** doesn't stand a chance! 5L
Wytch - August 10, 2011, 3:48 am
As many Lions as I have Daughters. 5 sir.
bangoskank - October 4, 2010, 1:42 pm
i have 3 daughters and u get 5Ls
5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 2:36 am
My whole family loves this!
Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:35 pm
FUKING SPECTACULAR! 5L
spacedog - August 21, 2010, 7:54 pm
Amsome!
Sho - August 21, 2010, 11:36 am
Looks like Ghost knows what he's doing XD


WORLD WAR I BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by TheOne

TheOne - April 15, 2016, 11:27 pm
Wow, I haven't been on this site in like 4 years and people are still commenting on it.
Aurielius - December 25, 2015, 9:13 am
Usual liberal revisionist viewpoint. Without the Americans the Michael Offensive in 1917 would have succeeded and Germany would have walked away the victor.
Nissta - February 12, 2013, 7:17 pm
Just like the finish to any old domino game in a Scottish pub.....
GaryO - February 11, 2013, 7:49 pm
…..while Japan mops up around the salad islands and serves Chinese food…..to the Chinese, I so love a good story.
alfadawg - February 11, 2013, 8:46 am
quite along the lines of liberal thinking.....
EmilioDumphque - February 10, 2013, 11:12 pm
But Serbia and Austria threw the first punches. Austria got a bloody nose that just made it angrier.


DR. SHELDON COOPER -




IT'S COMPLICATED - I now understand that Facebook status option.


TAGS: complicated love cheating facebook
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

HallieMarie - February 6, 2012, 8:37 pm
Lol, True, it looks like they are!!
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:47 pm
Are they watching paint dry?
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 3:21 pm
threesome's up :)


MARRIED LIFE - I don't know about you, but I'm tearin' up a little


TAGS: another inspirational story
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Airman

booger13 - March 29, 2010, 4:16 pm
*cries in joy* *sniffle* why cant i find a woman like that :( Wingman , u are lucky , sir. . . i salute u
The Goat - February 10, 2010, 8:39 pm
I agree - a classic 5L Of course there are worse fates in this world than a lifetime of boinking a gorgeous blonde like the guy in the ph**o!
rerun - February 10, 2010, 7:47 pm

destined to be a classic 5L
R.S.Jake - February 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
I love my Poochie Poo! Honey, beer me! OUCH!
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 6:37 pm
Airman, FTW!!!! 5L+


THE LONGER YOU STARE -


TAGS: the longer you stare the funnier it gets old lady
Rating: 3.45/5


THE 90S - You didn't need to tell kids not to try this shit at home. They weren't complete retards back then.


TAGS: looney tunes is the uncontested king
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by MrBlack

forseti - April 6, 2010, 5:49 am
But I for myself only didn't imitate these actions because they were made by professional stuntanimals!
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 12:43 am
No, you're not dead.... and only because of those giant springs you tied to your feet!
pieman - April 6, 2010, 12:37 am
d*** it Aggy. Quit giving away my secrets. That umbrella was pretty sturdy looking, and I'm not dead yet.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 10:28 pm
Any kid or parent who requires a warning before this cartoon has a child that... let's face it... was going to die from stupidity anyhow... probably from leaping off a building Mary Poppins style.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:27 pm
I was being facetious.
MrBlack - April 5, 2010, 10:23 pm
I'm aware of that fact; my mother watched reruns of it when she was a child.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:08 pm
Actually, it's BECAUSE of us that we need those warnings. (Psst.. that cartoon was around well before the nineties..)


HANG IN THERE I SAID!!!!! - Does This Motivate You Yet




INTERVENTION - If you know of, or are, one of these people please get a life or switch to twitter.


TAGS: characters help facebook twitter
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:04 am
Booze, really? The strongest thing we get up here are slurpees and those weiners that no one really knows how long they've been there.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:13 pm
The rare times I go, I'd say #7 and #11 describe me best. Wait... 7 eleven? Coincidence those two numbers are the name of a little shop that sells booze? }:)
MissPriss - March 15, 2013, 11:26 pm
damm maibe there is somthing afterall for the need of aspel check...bahaha!
hcs308709 - March 15, 2013, 9:39 pm
You must mean arbriTory Spelling, or have you switched to Twitter since you can't spell either
MissPriss - March 13, 2013, 8:43 am
Oquit braggin' about yourself forseti...where ya been?
forseti - March 13, 2013, 6:46 am
flawless! ;)
MissPriss - March 2, 2013, 9:20 am
We share the same one! Where'da think I got the skinny on ya dude...teehee thanks for dropping by.
Rudedog - March 2, 2013, 12:33 am
Sometimes you get to revealing. I think you're in cahoots with my therapist.
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 3:21 pm
Read #12...bahahaha!
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 3:20 pm
Ich danke Ihnen sehr, mein Führer...teehee
Vinxman - March 1, 2013, 2:44 pm
Don't forget #17, the Grammar Nazi, who would point out that in #16, "every day" should be two words, not one.


ONE MORE THEORY -


TAGS: theory ark noah flood
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by ronsart

dancin - July 13, 2013, 1:40 pm
first guided missile destroyer!!
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 2:45 pm
Very funny....
dumnut - October 29, 2009, 3:12 am
lol hillarious
Sean - September 25, 2009, 7:28 pm
So there were dragons on the ark ... huge a** dragons ... t-rex dragons, brontosaurus dragons, pterydactyl dragons, etc. (x 1000) ... problem solved ... oh, and they were all babies at the time.
Darverses - September 25, 2009, 6:35 pm
People use dto call dinosaurs dragons... you know the word "dinosaur" wasn't even invented until the 1800's.
LogicDude - June 12, 2009, 3:59 pm
Yeah Kablamo, because every other picture on the internet was originally taken or drawn by the poster.
Kablamo - June 11, 2009, 10:51 pm
It's funny, but nice job stealing it from the comics page of the newspaper.
lol - April 3, 2009, 2:48 am
Whoever originally made that cartoon, GENIUS!!!
Grammar Nazi - April 1, 2009, 5:22 pm
nessie?
yon - April 1, 2009, 11:49 am
only nessie survived
Sean - January 24, 2009, 9:13 pm
here I thought that an asteroid wipe out the ark carrying the dinosaurs. thanks Ron. very educamationall.
Arrogant Knight - January 23, 2009, 1:06 am
You have a gift, Ron...
Porcelina - January 22, 2009, 10:59 pm
Did you design this cartoon?
Mark - January 22, 2009, 7:46 pm
Thank you sir. That's quite a compliment coming from the Motifake Master.
RON - January 22, 2009, 7:29 pm
Thanks MARK...by the way...love your logo of the eagle...am a eagle guy so really do appreciate your choice of.
Mark - January 22, 2009, 7:20 pm
I actually laughed out loud. 5


DEMISE OF MUSIC -


TAGS: grammies then and now
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:34 am
That's the daughter of a price... The "Fresh Price", Will Smith.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:33 am
You mean only on person pictured above didn't have talent, and all those below are considered "Talent"!
twill1962 - January 10, 2013, 10:36 am
Everyone in the top picture was famous for their songs. In the lower picture, they're famous for being famous. 5L.
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 7:38 am
Top pic, everyone but Yoko has talent and she is married to Lennon, lower pic is talent free.
Airman - December 9, 2011, 6:43 pm
good point
realogic - December 9, 2011, 6:35 pm
The big difference tho is that between '39 and '75 they didn't have a drunken wh*** like snookey, a metro***ual at best Justine beaver, and w/e the hell that other girl is.
Airman - December 9, 2011, 1:02 pm
You are correct. My parents did not embrace the British Invasion.. they still listened to Perry Como, Frank, and Big Band. I listen to way more new stuff than they ever did..
CloudchaserS - December 8, 2011, 11:57 pm
Here's my question. Back in '75, did people who remembered music popular in '39 look at what was popular in '75 and wonder what happened?
Greeny - December 8, 2011, 6:40 pm
It's happening everyw here


BOILED CABBAGE -


TAGS: motfiake password help
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by ughomer

nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:39 am
This is one of my favorites, love it!
chickenlittle - February 18, 2014, 8:59 am
I will never be able to eat boiled cabbage again without laughing! Hilarious Ug!
TheSanityInspector - February 12, 2014, 2:19 pm
Oh my, that was brilliant! It should go into the hardback edition of Best Of Motifake.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2014, 8:21 pm
Hilarious, ug! Lmao!
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2014, 3:59 am
Especially annoying if you're trying to create an account to buy something time sensitive
JesusWept - February 1, 2014, 6:11 pm
Absolutely brilliant! L L L L L
MissPriss - February 1, 2014, 5:54 pm
A big 5L thanks Uggie for sharing my password with everyone :(
lgvernon - February 1, 2014, 3:29 pm

I haven't laughed this hard in a while~~read the last rejection and completely lost it. 5LLLLLs and faved~~Thanks for the Saturday funny. This is going on my FB page right now~~


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever a***ogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


GREAT MOMENTS - Come From Not So Great Times.


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by TheOne

nicholsjoshua15 - August 9, 2015, 5:32 pm
"In a moment I loose myself wrapped up in the pleasures of the world." The kindly drive gave the sweet lady her last moment of pleasure. He may not know it but that is the most important thing a person can do, his act allowed her to leave the world happy.
observingthisplanet - January 25, 2014, 2:30 pm
That is awesome.
Kyronic - May 11, 2012, 2:09 am
Goosebumps. Very moving.
Redtail - May 5, 2012, 11:27 am
Very nice
Redtail - May 5, 2012, 11:27 am
Very nice
tatespa - May 4, 2012, 11:45 am
That is fantastic!!!!
Wheels - May 4, 2012, 10:43 am
94680
spypengen - May 3, 2012, 10:48 pm
I think a tear came to my eye when I finished reading that... 5L
TheOne - May 3, 2012, 10:02 pm
Quite, thank you.
GaryO - May 3, 2012, 9:59 pm
Superb


CAT RULES -


TAGS: they talk amongst themselves
Rating: 4.62/5

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Sean - May 9, 2010, 1:55 am
Thank God Airman used the word "rules" in the title. All my feline buddies just sniffed contemptuously at that and walked away. Lord help me if any of them reads this.
Sleeves - May 7, 2010, 6:51 pm
5 cats for this one


TACH IT UP TACH IT UP -


TAGS: 1971 chevelle ss
Rating: 4.79/5

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rodtoo40 - September 16, 2012, 12:16 pm
Try 1970 SS 454 for the win.
M0rd3kaI - August 18, 2012, 4:52 am
Airman!! if you don't mind to, upload this to MotoFake please?
EmilioDumphque - August 18, 2012, 1:44 am
...and "linkage" referred to positive or progressive.
fatelvis - August 17, 2012, 2:34 pm
d*** you Dr Atkins.


DIRE FACEBOOK WARNING - YIKES!




HERO -


TAGS: hero marine no regret respect
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - December 12, 2011, 7:09 pm

not sure but i recently watched a nightline episode and it may be the marine they featured. the guy's name was dale beatty. i've googled and it does look alot like him.
Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 12:16 am

i seriously doubt the marine is even aware of this poster.
Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 12:15 am

check your personal messages for the "how to..."
knots1987 - December 4, 2011, 7:47 pm
how can i order thiese prints for my patients?
Reality Lord - May 27, 2011, 5:56 pm

i'm the creator dude....contact me here through pm's
rerun - May 27, 2011, 5:19 pm

just copy it to your PC, print & use.
Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 6:22 pm
This poster makes me want to cry. My best friend Adam was killed in Afghanistan on the 4th and he was sposed to be coming home the 22nd to spend Christmas with his newborn son...a poster that can do that = 5L. n1 Reality Lord
politician2u - December 8, 2010, 11:01 pm
can someone identify this Marine? Please? My company wants to meet him and possibly present him with something.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:26 pm
This poster is great... but you are a very inconsiderate lover.
Reality Lord - September 25, 2010, 7:39 pm

wow...really touched by the comments. ag is right...score is nothing compared to what people say.
deadluvva - September 25, 2010, 8:36 am
Man oh man this one rocked me.............
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 11:34 am
5L
GySgt1811 - September 24, 2010, 10:23 am
(Silent. With an ache in my heart, and more pride than is proper to admit to.)
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 8:41 pm
HOORAH
CleverUserName - September 23, 2010, 7:35 pm
Excellent. 5L's.
tellitlikeitis - September 23, 2010, 7:29 pm
True patriot, excellent one RL.


Sink Fixed -


TAGS: finally got the sink fixed
Rating: 4.76/5

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maoworks2 - June 14, 2013, 7:37 am
Now That's What I'm Talking About !
Silverheart - June 13, 2013, 4:51 pm

Installed the Jesus Filtration Unit5?


DON'T LIKE COPS - Next time you are in trouble, try calling a crackhead ...


TAGS: dont like cops call c******d
Rating: 3.98/5

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Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 6:14 pm
That "stack" or "caterpillar" tactic has always worried the heck out of me. ONE grenade, ONE five-second burst from an AK...
steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:00 am
Ummm...not to nitpick but I think a bigger concern is the huge window on the flank that none of them are paying attention to.
Budog - August 12, 2012, 6:30 pm
Definitely makes the cover and *** as you advance a little rough to do, and a nice big target rich environment, but still a cool picture.
5150monkeylove - August 10, 2012, 3:52 pm
I still will give you 5 crack rocks. But as a former LEO, the first thing I noticed was the wonderful bowling pin set up.
Budog - August 8, 2012, 3:36 am
Look closer at the picture. They are entering an alley way. So who is to say the rear/entrance to the alley was not covered by other officers.
vlad9885 - August 7, 2012, 7:09 pm
Clearing rooms 101 last person in the stack covers the entry way while the others clear the area. 5badges from a former LEO
Budog - June 22, 2012, 7:08 am
Well, maybe their six is covered already...
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:12 am
idk, i think they need some more training because they have arent covering their six...
Budog - April 28, 2012, 11:41 am
Well MashMashi, if I am being held hostage by some tweeker I want a highly trained group like officers to come save my six...
MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 10:46 am
But its ph**os like this that people don't like cops
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:06 pm

Thank you, Budog!~~


LOVE - Willing to change yourself so it all works out.


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.68/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2013, 11:58 pm
Reminds me of the music video "Stand Inside Your Love"; especially the part where they flew off together. Makes me wanna cry. You and me; meant to be. Impossible; immutable. Pure destiny; pure lunacy. Incalculable, insufferable.
falloutghoul - January 1, 2013, 9:32 am
Easily one of the best posters I have ever seen.
vlad9885 - January 1, 2013, 4:13 am
Better love story than the twilight saga
bigsouthfork - December 31, 2012, 12:59 pm
beautiful. 5 heartfelt lions
Silverheart - December 31, 2012, 9:34 am

Long poster. But somehow not long enough. 5Ls, easy.


ATHEISTS - The Real Ghostbusters


TAGS: atheist atheists ghostbusters religion
Rating: 1.46/5
James - October 31, 2008, 1:43 pm
Americans! Better then everyone else! :)
.. - September 26, 2008, 11:22 pm
you will probably find that alot of people think americans are retarded, and barely any of them are mindless drones. You can blame bush, the iraq war and all those obnoxious, think they're better than everyone else, culturally insensitive americans
K-Smooth - September 24, 2008, 10:54 am
Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. Well done indeed!
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:56 pm
Not thing. Think. Minor typo, amended.
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:55 pm
So, tell me, do you really feel that way about America, or are you one of those mindless drones that goes along with what other people thing because you're too f***ing stupid to be independent in thought?
IndiaRulz - September 14, 2008, 9:42 pm
The most retarded thing I've ever seen, and that includes Americans
Alexiel - September 10, 2008, 3:39 pm
sth strange in the neighburhood, next time THINK about it.


HYSTERECTOMY -


TAGS: look for the silver lining in everything
Rating: 4.58/5

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spacedog - May 3, 2013, 6:32 pm
HA! Old school sandbox or new fangled ballpit?
Reality Lord - September 12, 2010, 8:37 pm

lol


HEAVY METAL - Just because your music is awesome, doesn't mean you are.


TAGS: heavy metal music awesome kids
Rating: 3.32/5

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Mega48man - January 10, 2011, 8:36 pm
my god, i never knew there was a bad crowd in a genre i loved so much so long ago... blind gaurdian wrote some pretty sweet stuff to.
MrRandom - April 1, 2010, 10:12 am
Blind Guardian.... poser metal.... *eye twitch*
forseti - April 1, 2010, 9:43 am
Blind Guardian and Hammerfall... Epic Poser Metal... *puke*
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:35 am
and someone needs to put a anvil on that Hammer *shrug*
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:34 am
um can we get verification that the Ginger is a Female O_o ??


Rock Paper Scissors -




EPIC FACEPALM -


TAGS: when you just know you messed up
Rating: 3.87/5

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oni - October 2, 2009, 3:54 pm
rofl wat he did ?
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 12:00 pm
*poster
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 11:55 am
Great movie and a great poser
LogicDude - September 23, 2009, 11:40 am
Most excellent! 5!
The Goat - September 23, 2009, 11:22 am
Bambi meets Godzilla - the remake!
Ed-Hyde - September 23, 2009, 10:40 am
5 Kung-fu hustlin' lions


HAPPY HOLIDAYS - May you and yours be touched by his noodly appendage this season


TAGS: happy holidays flying spaghetti monster
Rating: 4.04/5

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FSM - February 15, 2012, 5:10 pm
.D Pirate Smiley Face! All curse non-belivers!!!
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 10:06 pm
Some friends of mine were discussing it once, lol
Budog - December 19, 2011, 9:44 pm
The Church of the FSM is where I did indeed find the picture LOL. I am now waiting anxiously for the Great Marination. May the sauce be with you, ramen.
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 9:28 pm
I believe this is from the church of the flying spaghetti monster.
falloutghoul - December 19, 2011, 9:04 am
Wicked picture and awsome pun.
gas - December 17, 2011, 8:37 am
Ramen


SECURITY -


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.84/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - September 29, 2013, 2:36 pm
Is that the Arbiter from Halo? I would feel pretty safe with him as my friend. The bully picks on, you tell your friend, he comes and slices the bully in half with his energysword.
Rayzr32 - August 25, 2011, 3:34 am
I actually took the time to register (capcha wanted "(solbiati eeution") just so that I could say this is d*** awe5ome, ha ha. Nice one.
Verdeckt - June 15, 2011, 7:27 am
Fricken Sweet!
spacedog - June 14, 2011, 7:04 pm
Nice TheOne. 5L
TheOne - June 14, 2011, 5:56 pm
I appreciate it.
Iconoclast - June 14, 2011, 3:07 pm
Excellent. 5 TeddyBears. I'm passing it along to family & friends.


JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews




IRONY - It's a blast.




CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am
poster*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm
agreed
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.


THE WEATHER - IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!


TAGS: ollie williams weather raining sideways family guy
Rating: 1.86/5

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BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 8:47 pm
XD I like this guy.
MAC - July 4, 2009, 8:38 pm
sadly.. i memorized that entire conversation.. "Its rainin sideways!" "sounds rough, do you have an umbrella?" "had one!" "where is it?" "inside out 2 miles away!" "is there anything i can do to help" "bring me some soup!" "what kind?" "CHUNKY!"
HtD - December 19, 2008, 8:02 pm
I saw a fish!
George - April 13, 2008, 3:16 pm
HONK HONK! What? FAIL.


CAPTAIN OBVIOUS - To the rescue?


TAGS: captain obvious dumb superhero internet meme
Rating: 1.71/5

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Khatmonsuk - February 13, 2009, 8:53 am
Hehe okay XD. I will look up perifious and Timmie. I alredy know what fapping and amsome means...sadly (XD).
Culos - February 12, 2009, 7:59 am
Once upon a time we had the most stupid comment by a guy.girl called Bob. On that day we added the word Bobvious to the Motifake dictionary...You may want to do a search for words like Amsome, Timmie, Fap/fapping and perifious. They too are Motifakenglish
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 7:49 am
But I cant help but wondering...Why is he called Bobvious here on MotiFake?
Culos - February 12, 2009, 6:40 am
No big deal, you're forgiven :-)
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 6:38 am
Answer to Culos: Sorry man. I'm pretty new to MotiFake.
Culos - February 12, 2009, 4:11 am
Try and get it right, on Motifake it's Captain Bobvious!


THERE IS ALWAYS - Someone better than you


TAGS: you re not the best troll
Rating: 4.84/5

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motifayk - July 1, 2012, 5:44 am
IMH trOllpinion - The best troll ever has been the myth that we only use 10%-15% of our brains... Maybe trolls manage to make people use only that much.
CaptainDingDong - April 1, 2012, 4:57 pm
http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 9:00 pm
At the seaside villa he is in ;)
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 8:59 pm
Agreed... such a shame that I don't live in England XD would've tried that as well
GaryO - March 24, 2012, 11:37 am
Yeah, when I first read that story, I said ‘d***!’
caveman - March 24, 2012, 10:03 am
Winning
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 8:20 am
Agreed... although most trolls are a bit immature and thinks that if they just say nasty things that are off topic that they are good...
jig - March 24, 2012, 8:14 am
The greatest internet myth ever. Making thousands of people believe it ...THAT's trolling.


HILARIOUS - This room is full of people that think you're funny.


TAGS: cant wait to hear your jokes
Rating: 3.46/5

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Chadley - March 30, 2010, 3:20 am
Alright! Ninjas think I'm funny.
Treehodger - March 29, 2010, 11:20 pm
I like this.


PHILISTINES - never too busy to help


TAGS: mao helpful
Rating: 4.88/5

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Bolverk37782 - April 26, 2012, 6:18 pm
The Best Answer-- About as close to the truth as an American can get. After all they haven’t used the English language, spelling and grammar for decades.
maoworks2 - April 26, 2012, 7:10 am
Well Said Old Boy, That's How Philistines Talk.


CARTRIDGE CHESS - A game for high caliber players.


TAGS: cartridge chess
Rating: 4.87/5

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Cyberhagen - January 19, 2013, 12:43 pm
Nice catch! I wish there had been a larger round, the queen would make a nice bishop. Sh**gun carts for the rooks are genius though.
TheOne - November 14, 2012, 7:49 pm
Well done. 5L.
twill1962 - November 3, 2012, 10:01 pm
Hate to be the "Chess Nazi," but the "Gold" queen should be on black, since the "silver" queen is on white. Just sayin'. Oh, BTW: 5Ls.
falloutghoul - October 24, 2012, 8:21 am
I think this can also go to MilitaryLulz.


ALUCARD WALKS INTO A TWILIGHT CONVENTION - "All I said was that vampires don't sparkle"


TAGS: alucard hellsing vampire
Rating: 3.75/5

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FatherTyme - May 4, 2011, 6:23 pm
Hmm, I'd love to see Blade AND Alucard cleaning house. @thatonechick, I saw Hellsing, truly bad@$$. He was pwning let and right and not even caring enough to take names :)
boinger - March 9, 2011, 1:23 pm
vampires actually do sparkle... for .00000000001 seconds b4 they burst into flame
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 9:57 pm
He'd probably win a race up your parents basement stairs as well.
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 9:51 pm
But could he beat you in a spelling bee?
corbett06 - June 27, 2010, 9:49 pm
that faget edward wouldnt stand a chance in satans hell against alucard
LD0ne - May 7, 2010, 9:52 am
nice job *applauds* 5 lions
Portgas D. Ace - December 12, 2009, 10:21 pm
Positive. Edward definiely should meet Alucard *hrhrhr*
angryceltic - December 12, 2009, 12:34 pm
i did and it was awesome
thatonechick - December 12, 2009, 9:56 am
Anybody else watch Hellsing? *crickets chirp*


SERGEANT SHULTZ - I hear nothing, I see nothing, I know nothing!


TAGS: sergeant shultz hogan s heroes
Rating: 2.93/5

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Aurielius - October 3, 2015, 10:08 am
The wisdom of the the Sgt have stood me well in over 40 years of marriage
Anonymous2 - June 22, 2010, 10:16 am
Ah, but he did love his schnitzel, and he did always miss his old toy company.


DEADPOOL - Because every life-and-death scenario should have room for some comic relief.


TAGS: deadpool wolverine funny domino warpath vanisher
Rating: 1.86/5

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Briton of Rose - June 24, 2009, 1:48 am
X-Force: Messiah CompleX - part 3
Maggu - June 23, 2009, 9:22 pm
WHAT COMIC IS THIS FROM?????? cuz deadpool is totally usin a magnum and a**ault rifle from halo


GLASGOW NEDS - now THAT is fashion!


TAGS: glasgow ned retard bad clothes ****head
Rating: 2.4/5

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dee - August 7, 2009, 5:49 am
it stands for non educated delinquents, scottish chavs basically.
Derek - August 6, 2009, 7:36 pm
What are "Neds"?


PAIN -


TAGS: man holding his head in pain commi3
Rating: 4.73/5

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OmegaReaper - May 23, 2012, 8:37 am
Since when does mate in that centance mean wife? it means friend -.-
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 3:57 pm
A wife named Dave :)


EMO FAIL - You just did it, Sir.


TAGS: thewiceman emo fail fake blood
Rating: 3.53/5

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MrBlack - April 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
The latter: "Save me, from wreaking my vengeance upon you, to killing more than I can tell! Burning now I bring you Hell!
MrBlack - April 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
Emo vs Metal is summed up best in the songs "Welcome to my Life" vs "Hell". The former: "You don't know what it's like to be like me".
BennyChick - April 4, 2010, 4:22 pm
the knife is upside down too
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:45 am
[ctd] bring me the horizon, FAB,deathcab, and everyother sissy sounding name out there . IMMORTAL,KFMDM,Murphys,Mayhem,Destruction,Satyricon. you will never see a band from the ABOVE wear EMO merch. UGH
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:42 am
id buy it if there was actual video =] of said knife going in and twisting around coming out the other side . @ all the metalheads , did we ever whine or b**** about our lives ? HELL f***ING NO we carried a strong face because our pain made us stronger.
MrRandom - October 30, 2009, 5:46 pm
Which is why I listen to metal nowadays. Still full of energy and kicking a** compared to rock dominated by Fallout Boy.
manicbranic - October 30, 2009, 5:43 pm
god what happened to the days when rock n roll was the thundering pulse of a nation? Why is death cab for cutie more popular than wolfmother? when we descended into becoming neurotic little twits that think their emotions mean anything, I dont know...
mejes - October 25, 2009, 11:41 pm
Anyone else notice that the blade is facing out as well?
BriaHere - August 1, 2009, 7:06 pm
Same jokes twice gets old. I get it, you don't like me, but no need to criticise every single comment I make.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:39 pm
I don't get it Bria, Can you explain it in more detail for me?
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:37 pm
So, you got the meaning of the poster then, Bria?
BriaHere - August 1, 2009, 1:51 pm
Stupid kid, at least hide the bottled "blood" before you seek attention from ze interwebz.
Pori - July 31, 2009, 8:40 pm
OMG i get it!! the speaker is plugged into the sauce bottle!!


DAMN YOU - damn you all


TAGS: motifake hell
Rating: 4.38/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - September 26, 2013, 12:38 pm
Wait a minute, bottled water is tears of the d***ed? In that case, bottled water is the most metal thing I have ever heard of.
Ragnar - May 11, 2012, 2:27 pm
i'll stick will with beer and whisky, cause nothing yells purity better than alcohol


THE SWEDISH CHEF - Vurt Da Furk !


TAGS: swedish chef vurt da furk
Rating: 4.8/5

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lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 5:40 pm

Oh, ya! Yew betch'a!
GaryO - March 31, 2012, 3:53 pm
'Vurt Da Furk' I gotta use that next week


WHEN I GROW UP -


TAGS: the penguin
Rating: 3.47/5

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Sean - October 11, 2009, 1:57 am
Never saw it before. It is good, especially since the penguin here reminds me of Newman on Seinfeld.
MrRandom - October 11, 2009, 1:11 am
I still love this one


PESSIMISM -


TAGS: the light at the end of a tunnel pessimism murphys law pzy
Rating: 4.43/5

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Sho - November 1, 2010, 12:21 pm
Lol i did something similiar, but this one is beautiful :'D
angelous - October 25, 2010, 6:44 pm
nice stuff


UNITED WE STAND -


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.56/5

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Coombsy007 - September 6, 2011, 9:55 pm
d*** I was going to give this 4-5L's now it gets one, I looked up airmans and gave it 5, if its good enough to plagiarize its good enough for 5
Airman - August 18, 2011, 3:52 pm
well your going to get crucified for posting other peoples posters as if they were yours
TheOne - August 18, 2011, 3:14 pm
I'm lazy,as you may have noticed i only put "theone" now.
Airman - August 18, 2011, 2:14 pm
what you can do when you find a poster you think is funny, is put NOT MINE in the tags. Culos came up with that little trick
TheOne - August 18, 2011, 1:58 pm
6,but this was and honest mistake, I only found it and thought it was funny.
ICEMAN - August 17, 2011, 8:54 pm
Our lil friend TheOne copying again? How many strikes on him now?
Airman - August 17, 2011, 10:41 am
boy, this looks familiar. oh yes, 70840 from 2 years ago. What site did you find it on? Motifakes do travel
Preacher Man - August 17, 2011, 2:49 am
United is great. Organized would be better.


PEARL HARBOR DAY -


TAGS: less of them every day
Rating: 4.91/5

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maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 12:10 pm
Thank You For Making This Post. Mao, Merry Christmas. 5 Big L's .
GySgt1811 - December 9, 2010, 12:57 pm
Right you are, Mongo! But it's not the warriors I'm concerned about...
Mongo - December 8, 2010, 7:33 pm
We still have what it takes...many are out there taking care of bidness right now. Rock On.
MrDurden - December 8, 2010, 7:19 pm
d*** Right. Had two Great Uncles in WWII. I agree completely. 5L FTW
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 8:42 pm
I've often wondered if we still have what it takes.


CHRISTOPHER LEE -


TAGS: christopher lee
Rating: 4.48/5

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Cannabal - June 2, 2013, 2:55 pm
Norris huh?


MEDIA - Showing the people what they want since decades.




MOVIE NIGHT IN IRAQ -


TAGS: us soldiers national anthem
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Airman

opsCOASTIE - October 30, 2011, 3:33 pm
Airman, this gave me chills, this happend to me at an event in D.C. honoring a fallen Shipmate, the entire platoon hummed the ***s because the recording was not working.
Sean - April 9, 2011, 3:02 pm
I'm not very patriotic by their standards. I'd a probably started singing the first time, if only to get it over with. But then again, that just means that Superman 3 would be inflicted on me that much sooner.
Cloudchaser - April 9, 2011, 1:54 am
Sounds like a typical urban legend, but according to truthorfiction.com, this actually happened
WTFO - April 9, 2011, 12:15 am
No surprise here. I'm humbled to serve with great folks every day. The people I work with truly represent the best in all of us.
deerbag - April 8, 2011, 8:04 pm
I wish I had the power to keep the pay flowing while our government is shut down.
TheOne - April 8, 2011, 5:46 pm
Awesome.
quetz - April 8, 2011, 2:29 pm
I served in the Marines, back in the 90's there arent enough ppl anymore reminding us what these soldiers, go through and STILL have discipline and bearing!
NotoriousGIL - April 8, 2011, 2:00 pm
I'm a medic on the Baghdad Embassy compound and while I am sure the military personnel here would do the same, I'm not so sure of all the people that work here...Excellent post Airman!
MilDoc - April 8, 2011, 12:58 pm
Very nice, Airman! 5 crisp salutes!


BOYS & MEN -


TAGS: the most interesting man world
Rating: 4.79/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 5:51 am
A woman worth sleeping with is not the same as a woman worth waking up to, and it is definetely different from a woman you want to live with! after all 2 of those three have to be paid and the other has to be lied to about the reciepts!
440wakeup - August 21, 2011, 5:48 pm
sensamil great avatar one with ano ther jedi licking it and getting his tongue frozen
Sensamilli - August 21, 2011, 4:19 am
I learn this a little more with every notch.


LIFE WITH DAD - I Wish I Ever Had A Chance to Show This To My Dad ...


TAGS: father dad died wish life
Rating: 4.98/5

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rodtoo40 - August 13, 2013, 7:31 pm
Lost mine .When I was just 18 months old to cancer.He was only 29
tatespa - March 4, 2012, 9:00 am
I just lost mine this past September.. 85 years young... Don't think I'll ever stop missing him! @Airman, went through almost the same thing... I you need to talk...?
M0rd3kaI - March 4, 2012, 6:05 am
My list would've stopped at 7, my father was mnurdered a month after that... still, 5L-oving fathers to you
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:28 pm
AW d*** it man, this made me almost break down over all the people I lost.
Coombsy007 - January 17, 2012, 9:05 pm
Mine left this life when I was 19, he was only 46. I still wish to this day for one more day to spend with him, to tell him I love him, and that our arguments meant nothing. As an adult now, I realise I am more like him than I ever thought possible.
GySgt1811a - January 11, 2012, 4:34 pm
Mine left at 86, over 10 years ago now...still miss him, guess I always will... Hang in there, Airman, help him keep his dignity.
Airman - January 11, 2012, 12:02 pm
59 is way too young. I've been dealing with my 86 year old father who refuses to go to a**isted living. He lives by himself, but we set up visiting nurses. When you talk to him, everything is always Fine, but it's not. My siblings and I feel helpless
Bucketheadsdad - January 10, 2012, 6:22 am
I am so sorry for your loss. This one REALLY hit home with me. I've got somethings going on in my life now that reflect back on losing my dad at 59. I wanna laugh at Motifakes, but this one is so important. Again, sorry for your loss.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 7:57 pm
I am truly very sorry for your loss and my deepest condolences goes out to him. Sadly, my father also passed away when I was much younger... But I am honoured you felt the same as I did when I saw the image. Thank you.
ElleWhyInIn - January 9, 2012, 6:40 pm
It's been exactly one week since my dad passed away at 59. This is very powerful to me. Thank you for posting. R.I.P. F.N.A. 9/19/52-1/2/12
forseti - January 9, 2012, 3:47 am
so true! 5L
Rick69 - January 8, 2012, 5:11 pm
Virtual High-5, ha ha ha!
maoworks2 - January 8, 2012, 4:39 pm
Me Too !


Song -


TAGS: song music head swab
Rating: 4.88/5

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JesusWept - December 17, 2014, 12:59 am
Thanks :)
Sho - December 15, 2014, 3:08 am
simply genius. 5/f
JesusWept - December 10, 2014, 9:29 pm
Thank you!
spacedog - December 10, 2014, 8:49 pm
This really is excellent.
JesusWept - November 24, 2014, 11:20 am
Thanks :)
Thedge - November 24, 2014, 10:59 am
Perfecto !, why can I not Say more? Chalk it up to brandy. 5L
ughomer - November 24, 2014, 9:03 am
That's What I Like About YOU...
mizzdizz - November 24, 2014, 2:54 am
a weemawop aweemawop----miss priss you're EVIL for getting that stuck in my head! I have been topped! In the jungle....LOL!
JesusWept - November 24, 2014, 1:46 am
Thankzzzzzzz.....
MissPriss - November 24, 2014, 1:16 am
5Lions sleep tonight....
mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 9:11 pm
Always on the lookout for new tunes to annoy people with! Of course, there's always the theme from The Smurfs....
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 9:01 pm
Thanks for the fiver. I'll send you my used swabs ;)
mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 8:49 pm
I have a TON of annoying songs. Hope you have several cases! The musician's blessing/curse--your life has a sound track whether you want it to, or not! LOL! That's 5 lions singing 'Its a Small World After All....'! Gotcha! LOL!
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 7:28 pm
Thanks :)
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 7:28 pm
No worries! I have lots of swabs ;)
Oldsod - November 23, 2014, 7:25 pm
Brilliant.
mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 6:24 pm
Only long enough to replace it with something else equally annoying! LOL!
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 2:24 pm
Thanks :)
GaryO - November 23, 2014, 2:01 pm
excellent


PHYSICS -


TAGS: when pigs fly
Rating: 4.58/5

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Brawler - June 19, 2013, 3:25 pm
Pigs CAN fly, it's just the landing that they haven't licked yet :D
WTFO - June 10, 2013, 11:55 pm
Thanks for the high praise.
MrStupidGir - June 9, 2013, 3:55 pm
that one made my day :)
WTFO - June 6, 2013, 2:53 am
Agreed, but in the AF, we say the F-4 Phantom was a brick, not a pig.
EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 2:11 am
The F-4 proved that.


PREDICTION - You'd think with all those weather ballons We'd be better at predicting the weather


TAGS: weather usairforce
Rating: 4.72/5

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Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:02 pm
You wouldn't see a B2 on radar...Hell you can only hear it after it has passed over you.
PixieRose - June 2, 2011, 9:46 am
now now...i think the Air force is on to something...wait for it...nope..they're just wannabe weathermen..so disappointed
Brawler - June 1, 2011, 4:07 am
Kinda like the gun-illiterate.. For him every gun is a Glock.. even if it is a GAU-8:D
Jeder - June 1, 2011, 12:05 am
Second Object Row two, thats not a weather ballon, thats Swamp gas


REDHEAD EXTINCTION - Redheads will become extinct in the next 100 years. Thank god I will be dead




GINGERS, TO ARMS!!! - After years of enduring abuse and slander, our time has come. The Revolution is at hand! Today: Britain, tomorrow: the world!


TAGS: redheads everywhere theres too many game over man game over
Rating: 2.76/5

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MashiMashi - February 29, 2012, 8:56 pm
All the gingers at my gym have exceptional and proportional racks, If the girls fat they're humongus, if the girls skinny they're big.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:19 pm
Only the British care about Gingers....the rest of the world have better minorities too hate.......like Mexicans or albinos.
Woodywood03a - September 10, 2009, 7:50 pm
I love Red headed women. I would love to see a Red headed Japanese woman. Then I will say, "YES... THERE IS REALLY SOMEONE THAT LOVES ME!!!"
Jas - September 10, 2009, 6:58 pm
OMG those people are on fire! Help them!
rogueagent - September 10, 2009, 6:46 pm
I never understood why gingers got the abuse, I think red headed women are great.


WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION - Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.


TAGS: we don t need no education double negative pink floyd another brick in the wall grammar
Rating: 4/5

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turbojett - February 6, 2013, 5:33 pm
I was always under the impression they did that on purpose. like a big Eff-You to their educational system.


THIS IS A HERO. - Not a sports player. Not a politician. Not a faddish popular figure. A hero faces death for others, with no thought of personal gain or glory. This is the face of a true hero.


TAGS: hero heroism honor
Rating: 4.72/5

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Sean - July 18, 2011, 5:58 pm
Hero. (noun) Someone who successfully resists the overwhelming temptation to do what I woulda done.
okami - July 18, 2011, 10:30 am
thanks, guys. i get pissed at the way the word 'hero' is thrown around; there don't seem to be many who know what a hero really is.
Minuteman - July 18, 2011, 7:37 am
Aww hell yeah!! And I'll laugh at the first @$$hole who gets beat to a pulp by this guy for saying otherwise. Don't Tread On the M.O.H.!
ggpapa - July 16, 2011, 9:22 am
this hero lost his hand and still stayed in the army, he's the 2nd living soldier who was awarded the congressional medal of honor
Hawamleh - July 15, 2011, 8:19 am
I am an arab living in the middle east, and yes that is a hero, don't let no one tell you he isn't.


YES DEAR. - I know. I'm sorry. Yes, it WAS my fault. Yes, you ARE right. Look, I've said i'm sorry. I don't know what more i can say.


TAGS: lion lioness henpecked
Rating: 4.27/5

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holymoly - February 29, 2012, 4:16 pm
love it. king of the jungle my a**.. we know who wears the mane


I SAW A SPIDER -


TAGS: the shivers
Rating: 4.81/5

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BoneCD - June 17, 2013, 8:05 pm
One of my favs of yours RL...5L
Reality Lord - October 28, 2012, 3:15 pm

thank you mr bone...i am not alone in my girly phobias
BoneCD - October 28, 2012, 8:11 am
Yep, big ol bad a** Bone would have done the same thing...5L
Sho - October 6, 2012, 6:22 pm
XD
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2012, 1:36 pm
There is an "n" in my name, It also starts with a capital. AND, it's not common knowledge...Susan. :)
Reality Lord - October 6, 2012, 12:58 pm

sho if it's rampant criticism that drives you...get married.LOL
Reality Lord - October 6, 2012, 12:57 pm

actually rya....now sit down before you finish reading this...you may d*** good posters. i'm sorry that you actually hid behind a facade of cynicism for so many year ....lol. :)
Sho - October 6, 2012, 12:28 pm
It's people like you that pushes me to do better
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2012, 11:52 am
don't thank me, I'm just doing what I do best....criticizing others to hide my shame for being a bad poster creator.
Reality Lord - October 6, 2012, 10:57 am

dang ...oh well...corrected over at theshivers.net ...thnx Moooo+
Reality Lord - October 6, 2012, 10:52 am

....d'oh
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2012, 10:46 am
"I got of some toilet paper" forgot to proof read this on eh? 5 Lyons.


GRAMMAR NAZIS - MAY GOD BE ON OUR SIDE! -


TAGS: help
Rating: 4.38/5

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da1nonlysage - March 13, 2013, 5:09 am
Clearly the poster failed at grammar his/herself. Grammar Nazis do not claim possession of words, punctuation, or... words.
hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 2:23 am
My dear sir, we will fight with everthing we've got.
Derek - October 5, 2010, 4:02 pm
"They"? Don't you mean "We"?


ATHEISM -


TAGS: hey mark no tunneling here
Rating: 2.9/5

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mrwhyte - September 13, 2010, 7:48 pm
This is asolutely hilarious especially with how atheists get so bent out of shape.. They have artificially created bacteria.. Which now can lead to more theories we are just a scientific experiment.. Hey someone has put props out to our alien overlords.
forseti - April 4, 2010, 6:49 pm
Don't believe in any god but this is great! 5 ;)
Occupo Noctis - January 4, 2010, 5:08 pm
Somebody light a match.. too many brain farts in here...
mitchell93 - November 3, 2009, 11:11 am
at least there is proof of the big bang homo
Ed-Hyde - August 26, 2009, 3:30 pm
Full theory of life, Science edition. http://www.motifake.com/view.php?id=67540
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 3:07 pm
Big Bang...yeah, that's what your Mom said...is that realistic enough you prick?
John Doe - August 26, 2009, 2:41 pm
The big bang formed debris which clung to each other because of the gravitational pulls.They eventually became as large as planets.chemical reactions formed bacteria that evolved into life forms.More realistic than a prick that created life out of nothing
BoneCD - July 31, 2009, 8:23 am
Mad cow to you pin ***k
Harrison - July 31, 2009, 7:38 am
This is bull****. The person who made this has the mental capacity and open-mindedness of a dead cow.
Guest - March 20, 2009, 3:26 pm
Ugh. This poster is about as accurate about atheism as the "makes perfect sense" posters against religion are.
Nero V - March 12, 2009, 9:23 pm
An atheist is someone who doesn't believe in any gods. Not 'God' with a capital G, this is a specific reference to the Abrahamic god. We simply don't believe in any gods at all.
logic - March 10, 2009, 10:09 pm
well did a little reading and it seems were haveing a etymology argument that has been had many a time. either one of us could be right, i conced since i could be wrong or right but either way it dosent matter the final result is nearly identical.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:56 pm
look at the root of the word (adding a before theism) the origin of the word refered to people who rejected all forms of theism yes thats rejecting there theorys of god, and i understand paganism is broad and it may not be necessarily a theistic belief
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:53 pm
atheism |ˈāθēˌizəm| noun the theory or belief that God does not exist. Do you know anything about religion? OBVIOUSLY NOT! I am a Pagan, and paganism is a very broad religion, and very open to interpretation.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:50 pm
sorry but the word itself not what people have come to use as the common term simply means a rejection of theism (hence a-theist) while some pagans may claim atheism but paganism can be argues to be a type of theism so dosent quite work
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:50 pm
The funny thing is- I bet you're one of those people who claim to be atheist and have no idea what Atheism is.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:47 pm
also there was no magic, the expantion of the universe is all physics and extractions of events that can be tested small scale today. and not knowing what was before the universe (we have some good theroys) isnt the same as saying it came from nothing
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:46 pm
Atheism is not believing in a God, actually ''logic''. There are Pagan Atheists. You're thinking nihilist.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:44 pm
actually atheism is being non theist, or not accepting religions. so its a rejection of belief. not to mention saying something came from nothing then became something is a straw man simple minded theists use because they wont reserch the theorys
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:17 pm
Atheism is more of a belief


A MESSAGE FROM YOUR IT GUY -


TAGS: he s not kidding around
Rating: 4.72/5

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mikeloeven - September 1, 2013, 4:10 am
This ..... is going in my office displayed so people have to read it before talking to me XD
FatherTyme - June 30, 2011, 8:27 pm
GOOD LAWD!!! I wish I could give this 10 RAWRING BLODD THIRSTY SALIVATING LIONS!!! I work as an IT sheep and we've been all but muzzled from saying the above. Thank you Air, thank you for for speaking on behalf of us all *begins to sob uncontrollably*
phydeaux - April 24, 2010, 1:46 am
5 Gb/s for Airman! Epic AMSOME! I can NOT begin to tell you how true this is! As the Senior Systems Administrator (unix/linux) at a good sized DoD (USN) Facility, this hits a perfect bullseye. Made an instant fav, and will be printed and on my wall!!!


WEARING THE PANTS - I do what i want, how i want and when i want to do it. As long as i ask my wife first.


TAGS: rules wife when what why
Rating: 4.55/5

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house - October 23, 2011, 12:55 am
Oh, I'm here V. Its just I don't have much worth saying ATM.......but be patient, I'll hit my straps again (when she gives me 5 minutes peace!!)
Verdeckt - October 22, 2011, 2:12 am
Speaking of which, where is House? Bwahahaha


LIFE'S HARD - It's Even Harder If You're Stupid




PLEASE LORD - grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP.




OPPOSITE -


TAGS: religion cult life time fanatic atheist dexter tv show killer
Rating: 3.26/5

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Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.


THE CHURCH OF BEAVIS CHRIST - of Latter-Day Buttheads




FOOD - You are what you eat, and so much more.


TAGS: race food diet health
Rating: 4.79/5

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MissPriss - February 21, 2013, 1:32 am
Muchos gracioas senor Dawg. Ok A for effort D for spelling works out to a B+. I'll take that and the 5L and run!!!! Thanks for the vote amigo.
MissPriss - February 21, 2013, 1:29 am
A not so hidden insult....yeah I'm a **** and your point is? Bahahaha. Thanks for the giggle emilio.
EmilioDumphque - February 21, 2013, 12:34 am
So, I guess that means you were what you excreted.
Rudedog - February 20, 2013, 11:50 pm
Cinco leons señora Priss


Parenting -


TAGS: parenting godfather horse
Rating: 4.55/5

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Cannabal - February 24, 2014, 11:43 am
So long as no one mentions Part III, everyones happy.
fascistfrenchman - February 23, 2014, 8:05 pm
Wow - this one is made of awesome. Who doesn't love a Godfather reference?
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 6:54 pm
Yah That's A Good One. Thanks For The Info.
Cannabal - June 26, 2013, 5:29 pm
It's on the internet, therefore it is real.
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 2:01 pm
Is This A Real Picture .


REDNECK ENGINEERING - Where Would We Be Without it?


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.55/5

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THE 2ND AMENDMENT -




NEWS ORGANIZATIONS - making sure you get nothing but the truth


TAGS: all the news that s fit
Rating: 4.48/5

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otakugiant - July 14, 2010, 11:58 am
someone needs to educate those people! after all, if theyre going to get kidnapped anyway, shouldnt they at least know what theyre using to keep them hostage?
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 6:09 pm
5 Valiant Bangs :)
Jmac0585 - February 22, 2010, 6:06 pm
That's about right.


HELLO BAPHOMET - Who says Satanists can't be cute and cuddly ?




TOO COOL! - Meet the man all men want to be.




OCCUPY .................. -




EX-GIRLFRIEND -




FOLLOWING THROUGH TO COMPLETION - That's how you execute a plan


TAGS: going by the zoo tomorrow
Rating: 4.43/5

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twill1962 - October 20, 2012, 11:37 am
Just did the math. $560/day x 365 day/yr x 25yr = $5,110,000, or $5,113,500 if you count leap years.
Sean - December 19, 2009, 6:41 pm
I swear, Airman, I was going to snopes this myself, but only out of curiosity. I would not have posted the result of that. Unlike the Obama poster I did snopes, this one was not collecting nasty comments from right-wingers.
Chillax - December 19, 2009, 6:37 pm
Another Urban Myth http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp
Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:03 am
The simplest plans are always the best.
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:45 pm
Excellent Airman, 5Ls.
rerun - December 18, 2009, 4:44 pm

amazing
Occupo Noctis - December 18, 2009, 4:34 pm
*bows in respect* That's dedication!
Zagato - December 18, 2009, 3:31 pm
the guy had to be French, those dudes are always getting away with this kind of epic ****
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 11:09 am
Pure win!!!! 5 Golden Tickets for this one
thatonechick - December 18, 2009, 10:39 am
This is epic, actually.


THE BEST WAY - to find out if you can trust someone is to trust them


TAGS: antelope cheetahs
Rating: 4.87/5

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tellezs - November 17, 2011, 7:35 pm
Well put!
mariand - November 11, 2011, 5:04 pm
geez...kids, don't listen to him :))


SMITHSONIAN EXHIBIT - POLITICIAN SKELETONS


TAGS: head up ass
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:18 am
That was awesome, ug! 5L straight up!


FOR MEN WHO THINK - A woman's place is in the kitchen, just remember that's where the knives are kept.


TAGS: men who think women kitchen
Rating: 4.66/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 25, 2012, 5:59 pm
Good thing then, wouldn't want to venture too close to that after the warning in this poster
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 25, 2012, 3:21 pm
I suppose it's all right. The wife usually keeps the salt on the dinner table, far away from the kitchen :D
Budog - April 24, 2012, 2:19 pm
This is another one that "Ass My Laugh off" on facebook has already ripped off...
M0rd3kaI - April 24, 2012, 12:34 pm
I didn't say anything about firearms nor women... but then again, with microchips these days XD
M0rd3kaI - April 24, 2012, 12:33 pm
Sarcasm is best achieved with a pinch of salt... should I go get you some?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:26 pm
The chest is not what they go for. Look at Lorena Bobbitt, she DIDN’T plunge a knife through her husband’s chest.
lgvernon - April 23, 2012, 10:17 am

With all due respect, what you guys know about guns, knives, and women can be stuffed into the cap of an acorn.
spypengen - April 22, 2012, 7:59 pm
they may have the knives but men have the guns 5L for the lols
M0rd3kaI - April 22, 2012, 7:03 pm
Not the type of knives that are worth shoving into a persons chest, blades are too thin. nice one Budog


SLOW DOWN - You move too fast


TAGS: stop and smell the roses
Rating: 4.44/5

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Krissie - September 21, 2012, 8:36 pm
VERY COOL. Music is an escape for me-all kinds. I was a clarinet nerd :D ...Dropped a few $'s down in my time for people playing their instruments-they're really appreciative.
TheOne - March 13, 2011, 1:48 pm
Amazing...Noting more to say.
FatherTyme - December 27, 2010, 3:45 pm
No words to describe it. Poetry! So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea.
TheWiceMan - January 4, 2010, 5:24 pm
Really great piece of work, 5/5 I think it can be summarised in "What you see is what you're looking for"
Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 9:03 pm
They say music is best understood by children and animals
Treehodger - January 2, 2010, 3:35 am
$3.5 Million eh? That is some expensive firewood! (Kidding. I love the Violin and that type of music.)
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 2:42 am
You're british, aren't you? The british always are able to destroy humor with logic... missing the very nature of exaggeration.
Marvin Wankerstein - January 2, 2010, 2:33 am
Another possible conclusion that can be reached from this experiment is that the concept of beauty is not a universal one and its perception can vary from person to person.
elf25s - January 1, 2010, 1:48 pm
true whenwever i am in NYC i am in bit of a hurry to actuly stop and listen or watch any performances in subway tunnels. we should really slow down and enjoy life a bit, or read a book instead...
Faceplant31 - December 31, 2009, 4:06 pm
Thats touching do you write poetry silcas? J/k
silcas - December 31, 2009, 4:05 pm
Amazing what we miss throughout our lives, by hurrying. Makes me wonder if we really have it that great in this new age of technology. Just think when was the last time you sat and watched a sunset?
Derek - December 29, 2009, 12:59 am
An alternative take on "Context is everything"
aesop's folly - December 28, 2009, 9:32 pm
gotta make the morning last
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 8:55 pm
I was going to read this whole thing, but I don't have time, things to do, busy busy busy! J/K, 5 slightly less expesive violins.
phydeaux - December 28, 2009, 7:35 pm
I miss everything...but I'm oblivious, and dumb as toast to boot...
rerun - December 28, 2009, 7:24 pm

Airman - I enjoy your posters. This one really hits home....I plan on taking this advise.


WITH GREAT MUSTACHE - comes great responsibility




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